Flight flatulence
A flight from Australia to Malaysia had to make an emergency landing last week because it was filled with too much flatulence. It was a cargo plane with 2,186 sheep and their gas set off the smoke alarm.
Self-fulfilling prophecy?
A guy in South Carolina dressed as a prisoner for Halloween, then actually got arrested after he drove drunk and got into a high-speed police chase.
Woman done wrong
A woman in England found out her ex-boyfriend had eaten all the good flavors from her box of chocolates back in February –so she threw the box at him. She was arrested for assault, and got stuck with a $7,700 legal bill.
Fishing for McMuffins
A couple in England got busted last year trying to smuggle stuff into a prison using a fishing pole — including weapons, drugs, and a McMuffin. They got caught, and the guy just got two-and-a-half years in prison.
